A Toast 2 Wealth

MC Hammer, the proud native of “Oak-Town” (Oakland, CA.) is showing off his new partnership with the televised pawn shop, CASH4Gold.com, the company that offers cash for any sort of gold jewelry, if you send it via mail.  The hip-hop preacher and side-kick of mega pastor, Dick Bernal is showing off his multi-million dollar business deal as he showed up in London.  He stood proud to admit he has just been given the title as an equity partner with Cash 4 Gold that made almost 100 million dollars last year.  Why would this fallen rapper, now preacher make a deal with this company that is involved in a lawsuit for ripping off customers who trust them with their jewelry?

Yes, people are awfully dumb to get so desperate by trusting this London based company and so is Hammer, not only dumb to settle for any sort of millions, but so dumb to acknowledge this company’s scam and not care about consumers who lost a lot of money.  Anyway to get his millions back, he wants to go down in history as a broke rapper who became a millionaire once again, by also doing commercials for Cash4Gold.com as 50 cent said “Get Rich or Die Tryin’”.

Back in the day, Hammer made so many millions in his successful rap career, he was popular for buying the O.P.D. (Oakland Police Department) new police cars, and gave other expensive gifts to people.  His eagerness to be accepted for being so kind caused him to go broke, the cliche give and you shall receive only works if you are giving out of the consideration of your heart, not to be noticed.  Hammer got a lot of recognition for his generosity, but he also gained a lot of publicity that made him look like a fool.  Then for years, he struggled as a Christian rapper taking a position in Dick Bernal’s San Jose based ministry, getting a lot of popularity by showing off every Sunday to attract members.  Although, hip-hop gospel artists are making a lot of money, for some reason, it did not earn Hammer his millions back.  So now, he must be thinking this is the act of God to get his millions back.  Hallelujah.

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